Why Do We Even Try?

Tonight's dinner entertainment was provided by Addie,

"I don't really like this salad, and I have to keep scratching my bum cheek."

No worries, nobody choked from laughing while chewing food.  It did take a while for any of us to start breathing again.  Addie couldn't figure out what the rest of us thought was so hilarious.  Finally, someone had enough composure to explain.  She did what any other 5 year old worth their salt would have done and repeated it over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.  Ahh, the limelight.