The Sheer Daintiness of It

This just in:

Jacob has just informed me that the only reason moms give their kids jobs to take out the small garbages in the house is that they are too dainty to do it themselves.

All you moms out there, put your pinkies in the air, hold them high and haughty, and join me in daintiness please. Do not, I repeat, do not do anything but sit around and be dainty. Give all the work to your children and take no thought of child labor laws. They don't apply in the home.

Happy small garbages children of the world!